Special Treat Unit

Special Treat Unit

In the world of pet parenting, treats are serious business. That is why there is a special unit of paw enforcement dedicated to investigating treat violations - The Special Treat Unit.

My name is Detective Barkley, a tough-as-nails German Shepherd, and this is my partner Detective Whiskers, a quick-witted cat. Together, we form the Special Treat Unit, and our job is to make sure that pet parents follow the rules when it comes to treats.

Treat violations can take many forms. Maybe a pet parent is giving their furry friend too many treats or maybe they are forgetting to give well earned treats. Whatever the case, we are on it. We use our keen senses and natural detective skills to track down any suspicious treativity. 

Our work is not for the faint of heart. We are often called to the scene of a treat-related crime in the dead of night, when pet parents think they are safe from prying eyes. But we are always watching, always vigilant, always ready to pounce. 

Our day starts by reviewing reports of suspicious treativity. Maybe there is a pet parent who has been spotted buying too many bags of dog biscuits or cat treats, or maybe a cat who has been seen sneaking into the kitchen to steal treats from the counter. 

Once we have a lead, we hit the streets (or the backyard, or the living room - wherever the suspect is). I use my keen sense of smell to sniff out any hidden treats, and I use my ninja-like agility to climb to high places and investigate.

When we catch a treat violator in the act, we do not hold back. I might use my powerful bark to intimidate the suspect, while I might give them a sharp scratch with my claws. It might seem harsh, but when it comes to treating your pet responsibly, there is no room for leniency.

The Special Treat Unit takes our job seriously, but that does not mean we do not have fun. When we are not cracking down on treat violations, we enjoy chasing each other around the office, napping in sunbeams, and enjoying our own special treats (which are always doled out in moderation, of course). 

So, the next time you are tempted to give your furry friend an extra treat or not giving well earned treats, remember - the Special Treat Unit is watching. And we are not afraid to act if necessary.

Show your love of paw enforcement's Special Treat Unit with Vonplicity's STU t-shirt. They also have pet parent t-shirts. They have quite the variety of dog mom shirts, dog dad shirts, cat mom shirts, cat dad shirts. They also have some really cute and funny pet themed shirts. Be sure to check out Vonplicity's amazing selection of shirts for pet lovers, pet themed shirts, funny dog shirts, and funny cat shirts.


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